----------------------------Original message---------------------------- Dea GLIRT and others: Also, check out the New Yorker from last week, for a spoof on Tinky-Winky's status, titled: ******************************* "The love that dare not say "eh-oh" (a brief sample, I had already typed this out for a friend last week...) So many prominent gay couples have come forward of late, proudly proclaiming their love - Ellen and Anne, Elton John and David Furnish, Prince Charles and that rugged, leathery fellow he's finally been photographed with. So it's time I confessed, freely and without shame: Tinky Winky was my lover. Tinky, the tallest, and to me, most vividly sensual of the popular Teletubbies video clan, was outed recently by the Reverend Jerry Falwell, who claimed that Tinky's lavender hue and the rigid triangle sprouting from his head indicated a coded homosexuality that was being transmitted to young viewers. I am particularly disturbed that Falwell would launch a sexual smear campaign against someone already named Tinky Winky. But enough tabloid infighting. To me, Tinky wasn't a star, or a political football, or some sad English actor suffocating inside a dumpy purple blob suit: he was hot... (...) I eventually met Tinky at an industry function. I was with Blue Power Ranger, but by midnight I was sharing a Jacuzzi with Tinky, Laa-Laa, and Dipsy... Finally Tink and I were alone. I reached out to caress his triangle, and he began to sob quietly. "It's been a long time for you, hasn't it?" I murmured, and he took my face in his mittenlike paws and said, simply, "Eh-oh." ****************************** It goes on from there, but you get the idea. Made even more funny for me after spending time in front of the Teletubbies program with my sick daughter last week... All best, Wendy Wendy Botting Visual Resources Librarian History of Art Slide Library Cornell University 607/255-7047 [log in to unmask] At 01:25 PM 3/11/99 -0500, you wrote: >----------------------------Original message---------------------------- > >Check out this web site! > >http://www.cyberwolves.com/images/tellytubby.gif > > Ray Anne Lockard > Head, Frick Fine Arts Library > University Library System > University of Pittsburgh > Pittsburgh, PA 15260 > Voice: 412-648-2410 > Fax: 412-648-7568 > E-mail: [log in to unmask] > > A book should be a ball of light in one's hands. > Ezra Pound